Weasel Stomping Day

Warnings:
Mentions of SasuNaru and KisaIta. Also AU, don’t like? Don’t read.

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Sasuke sat at his computer, randomly searching different things on youtube. What else was he supposed to do while bored? Ravishing Naruto wasn’t an option since the blonde had sworn to deny him sex for a month the next time Sasuke did that to him while he was trying to sleep.

On his random search, Sasuke noticed a very strange title. Weasel Stomping Day. Blinking at the title, Sasuke decided that it couldn’t hurt to see what it was about.

As the song by Weird Al Yankovic played, Sasuke stared at the computer screen with a blank stare; however, when it ended, he found it hard to keep from at least chuckling at the song. That was amusing.

Suddenly a box in the corner of his screen popped up. Itachi had gotten online. Well, he might as well send the interesting video to his dear older brother, but since he didn’t want to actually talk to Itachi, he just copied and pasted the link into an email. Once that was sent, he got offline and turned around to see that Naruto was awake. He could deal with Itachi’s reaction later…he had other things to do…or rather, Naruto to do.

“Why are you in a good mood?” Naruto questioned while rubbing his eye.

“Oh, I just sent my brother something.”

“Really? What?”

“I’ll show you later….”

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Itachi’s eyes darted to the corner of his computer screen when it said he had a new email, and noticing the address, it was from his little brother. Wondering why his brother would send him an email, Itachi clicked to view it. The email simply said: “Here, watch this.” With nothing better to do, Itachi clicked on the link.

Glaring at the screen from the very beginning, Itachi wished a horrible act upon his brother.

“Hey, Itachi, why are you glaring at the screen?”

Itachi turned to see Kisame, but not wanting to verbalize at the moment, he just pointed to the screen. To this, Kisame leaned over and pressed the ‘replay’ button on the video and watched the reason for his foul mood.

Watching the shark carefully, Itachi’s glare hardened when Kisame began to laugh.

“That’s hilar- I mean…th-that’s…um…not…nice?”

“I hate you,” Itachi growled before getting up and storming out of the room.

Stupid shark for a boyfriend, and stupid little brother for sending that damn link. He would get them back, he swore to it.